SMS - Simply Message Sharing :)

From this week, I'm going to share top messages in my mobile inbox. I get thousands of messages every week and it is hard to choose the best few. Most of these messages would have already gone past your eyes. But everyone won't have read these. So here I go with those lovely messages :)

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A 9 year old boy went to an ice cream parlour.
Waiter : What do you want ?
Boy : How much a cone ice cream costs ?
Waiter : $1
Boy checked his pocket and asked the cost of small cone.
Iriitated waiter angrily said, $0.75.
Boy ordered the small cone, had it, paid bill and left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty plate, tears rolled down his eyes. The boy had left $0.25 as tips for him !

Make everyone happy with what you have :)
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Learn from your walking feet. The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot which is behind has no shame. Beacuse they know their position will change in time !

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Girl in a Book store,
girl : Do you have the book called "Girls are the real intelligents" ?
sales boy : Sorry madam, jokes book department is in first floor !

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Teacher : Whoever answers the next question correctly can go home.

Suddenly Jack throws out his school bag.

Angered teacher shouts, " Who threw the bag ?!"
Jack, "ME ! I'm going :D"

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I like banana because it is seedless, I like you because you are brainless !
Feeling bad ? Come on friend, it is just a ............... fact, not a joke :D

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Feel free to share with your friends :)